hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

senarebear:

No but forreal….why sasuke’s new look make him look like he bout to drop the sickest rap album of the fall, he bout to release that mixtape, his new single “REVOLUTION” Is already top in the charts, I heard killer B is featured on one of his tracks, he bout change the rap game NO ONE IS SAFE.

educationalpancakes:

ayumichan46:

YES IT CAME BACK

THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE THANK YOU

(Source: sunnyotakuu)

pearswhy:

he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

stoned-levi:

self portrait, yo

staleboy:

me playing sports

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

nightofthelivingched:

Okay professor so I didn’t TECHNICALLY complete my homework but check out my level 100 MegaBlaziken

(Source: kingcheddarxvii)

lauramakespictures:

long hair don’t care?

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(Source: expels)

zachafalse:

elderdi0medes:

”The size of your clenched fist is approximately the same size as your heart.”

So remember kids. Semes don’t just have yaoi hands; They’ve got yaoi hearts as well. 

IM CRYING

(Source: aoidaich)